I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.

Roseanne Barr
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  3. I wonder how many people don't get the one they want, but end up with the one they're supposed to be with. - Fannie Flagg

  4. That's what people do who love you. They put their arms around you and love you when you're not so lovable. - Deb Caletti

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More Quotes By Roseanne Barr
  1. The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

  2. Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.

  3. Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

  4. The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.

  5. I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I've done my job.

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